Funny-isms
Spent twenty minutes turning over rocks and looking for critters this morning. Everytime we saw a beetle or worm, Patrick said, “I tickle it!” Which meant poking it with a stick. Gently, of course. He’s three after all.
Watching Lionel Ritchie on Oprah singing his most popular Eighties love songs:
Patrick: Mom, WHAT is he singing about?
Me: Love.
Patrick: Oh.
At the dinner table…
“It’s time to eat, Patrick. Your tummy is hungry. It’s saying (in silly, squeaky voice) ‘I’m hungry…I want some spaghetti, please!’ “ At which point, he takes his fork full of spaghetti and attempts to feed it to his belly button.